KHOP Radio Presents "BE A RADIO TALK SHOW STAR!"
You too can be a RADIO TALK SHOW STAR! That's right! All you have to do is call 1-818-253-9285 and audition. After the message and the beepTALK!
Did you know that last year alone, people working in the radio industry made roughly 16 TRILLION dong each? That could be YOU making that huge amount of money! You too could get in on this exciting and amazing industry full of coke and whores! All you have to do is call KHOP radio today and leave your recorded audition! Do your best impression of whoever! Tell your funniest jokes! Get Naked! Studies have shown that people working in the radio industry are cooler, more popular and can breathe fire! Who conducted these studies? The Institute of Go Fuck Yourself, that’s who! Who do you think you are questioning us? I guess you don’t want to be a badass radio star. Well whatever! It’s your loss asshole!
SO CALL KHOP RADIO AND LEAVE A RECORDED AUDITION AFTER THE MESSAGE!